I know I know. Not all cush and hypnotically glidey like the typical new-mom-sleep-sitting-up-glider-with-ottoman thing. Precisely why I like them. These are pretty. I've spent many-a-night with Zeph in that Urban Outfitters jobber (pictured above) and I love it. It sits happily in a corner of our bedroom, looks good, and holds a special place in my heart... like cake, and the ocean. I have indeed had the pleasure of sitting in one of those traditional gliders (when I was 8 months pregnant and walked to Babies R Us, realized I couldn't make it home, called my husband and waited comfortably in the chair for his rescue), but I prefer something more simple.