Finally, somewhere to keep my baby's salty tears.

"This is where all the tears you have ever cried have gone. A hand-sewn paperweight fashioned from African wax fabric and filled with salt. Comes in a muslin pouch." - Great Lakes Goods
I suppose your child wouldn't really get this. But as a parent, when I see my little one's salty tears on his cheeks, I want to gather them up and keep them safe. I think this might be the cutest thing I've ever seen. It actually hurts it's so damn cute. 
(PS. they do super rad hand drawn cards too).